The Human Package

So i yell into the house, "We got another one"and i hear screames of excitment back. This is the second one we have recieved this year and they are extrememly hard to come by. I drap the package into the house and tear the plastic open. I pour some water onto the mens tougue and I hear a swallow then all of a sudden his eyes open. I say are you okay and he sits up and just looks around lost. I repeat myself then he reponds in a soft voice "yes I am" I tell him that he is now apart of our family and must do everything we say. He is our servant now and its greath that he came when he did because our last human died from drowning in the river trying to catch fish for us to eat. So now this is our replacement.