Perfect Bedroom

     My perfect bedroom has two levels to it. On the bottom level of my room it would have a sliding door that would look cool like glass but not be see through. Also it would keep all sound and heat in and out of my room. Then there would be a giant 80 inch flat screen too that was in the corner of my room. Around the tv would be two huge speakers that played the sounds of my music and my video games. Then there would be like six colorful beanbag chairs that people would sit on while we played games. Also there would be a mini bar and a wall for all my shoes. Then there would be a windey stair case that led up to the next floor where my king sized bed would be. There would be two huge lava lamps on either side and I would have my own bathroom with a nice jacuzzi. There would be a 65 inch tv in my room also.

The Human Package

So i yell into the house, "We got another one"and i hear screames of excitment back. This is the second one we have recieved this year and they are extrememly hard to come by. I drap the package into the house and tear the plastic open. I pour some water onto the mens tougue and I hear a swallow then all of a sudden his eyes open. I say are you okay and he sits up and just looks around lost. I repeat myself then he reponds in a soft voice "yes I am" I tell him that he is now apart of our family and must do everything we say. He is our servant now and its greath that he came when he did because our last human died from drowning in the river trying to catch fish for us to eat. So now this is our replacement.