My Play Ground

In my dream playground there would be a little tree house that you could jump off and jump on to a trampoline and dive into a pool. The pool would be a deep pool with purple water. There would be another section with a house with a slide that slid into the pool also. A waterfall full of paint would be behind everything and kids could run through it so they could be a million different colors. There would be a pit full of candy for anyone to take and dive in. All types of candy from skittles to starburst to chocolate. All wrapped of course because we don't want any germs on the candy. Lastly there would be a basketball court that would be really bouncy to make kids jump really high.

SHAYNE

Shayne,
Doesn't fit my skin but fits me,
When they hear my name most think of me.
Given a little flavor with the added Y,

Added that it's already rare you get one unique guy.

Gods gracious is what it stands for,

Other meanings I'm sure there's plenty more.

But that particular one I claim,

It brings happiness and positiveness to my name.

I have a nickname like everyone should,

It started in 4th grade with sugg.

On the basketball court is where I heard it,

"Go get em sugg" is what my coach blurted.

Ever since then it has been part of my quota,

Now everyone calls me Shayne, Sugg, or Suga. 

Since my family is mostly short,

It's amazing that small Shayne grew to be six foot sugg and a beast on the court.

It's like me candy on holloween I'd never share it,

Like a first love you can never replace it.

The way my name rolls off the tongue has something perfect abou it,

It makes me who I am I would be nothing without it.

From the slithering S to the perfectly curled Y,

It brings warmth to my soul like the burning sun in the blue ski.

No matter what my name is my name,

Nothing will change I will forever be Sugashayne.

Dating Advice

Being the attractive specimen that I am I know from knowledge that the best time to get a girlfriend is during cuffing season (from August - November). That way you dont have to worry about her being upset about what your doing over the summer when you turn up. Then you date her through cuffing season then right before christmas you guys will break up and thats okay. If you guys break up you wont have to buy her a Christmas gift which will save you money. Just make sure you dont do anything dumb and keep talking to her so yall dont split up for good and then get back together after Christmas. Then date hee through Valentine's day, get her some flowers and chocolate or something sweet and you will earn major boyfriend points. Depending on how you act on summer breaks you could stay with her or break up so you can turn up.

Piñata's Life

As I was getting hit with the bat all I kept thinking was why did I let this woman hang me up on this string! I should have bitten her as soon as she bought me. Before she hung me up I was already mad that she made me gain weight by filling me up with candy. Now I have to endure this pain just so these little kids can eat the candy Im filled with. Really she could have just passed the candy out and all the children would have been happy. Life is too rough. Uh oh! Here comes a big boy who's in 5th grade but looks like he could be someone's dad with a baseball bat and hunger in his eye. All I can do is pray.